my friend went and got herself a colon flush to bring in her thirtieth today.
her naturopath talked her into this procedure where someone sticks a tube up your rectum and then pumps you full of water repeatedly until your belly feels like turbulent seas and every little speck of accumulated poop is hosed out of your colon so that it sparkles like a diamond. apparently, the accumulation begins from the very first time you begin communing with nature so the amount of debris that gets flushed out is an impressive argument for the colon flush.
it’s an excellent way to get started at anything, getting rid of all the crap. gives turning thirty a completely fresh new spin in my books.
i wish i’d thought of getting her that instead of the silly shoes.
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