i was catching up on my late night gemini tv tonight and this is what i saw:
a great, hefty woman in a kanjivaram and a pip squeak in a veshti doing a thub-thumping, soul shattering, flesh quivering rumba across the bedroom floor. in a sudden, uncontainable fit of passion, the amazon picks up her piddly paramour and flings him upon the bed. where he leans back in supplication and hoists his lungi to the beat. and i swear to you this is true, three doves fly out of his crotch.
Cooling Cucumber Mint Gin Fizz - With a splash of lime juice, it's just as refreshing as it sounds.
3 hours ago